When Shutting Up Is THE Best Option
Aug 22, 2017
It's the day after the funeral.
It wasn't my dearly beloved. It was a friend's teenage daughter.
Car accident.
Horrible.
The family could not properly say their goodbyes because the minister decided to make this moment, HIS INFOMERCIAL, for his Church of HELLfire, Brimstone, and Da-a-a-a-a-a-m-nation to any sinners present who hadn't been to church in a while.
He missed that eloquent opportunity to sell his ideas in 3 minutes, or less, then graciously turn the podium over to those who could